In sorrow rather than in anger, II

People who add syllables to words:

  • nucular for nuclear
  • umberella for umbrella
  • Westminister for Westminster

Book club members who

  • Don’t read the book
  • Complain that the book choices are too depressing
  • Complain that the books are too long

People whose lives intersect with mine in a way that brings me no joy because they make their living as

  • A telemarketer
  • A morning show radio host
  • The chairman of Microsoft